March 2012
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
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Merlin needs to just come out already.
rachlovesmoony:
about his magic
I meant his magic
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Mom: Why is there a piece of chocolate cake in the shopping cart?
Me: Let me tell you. I went to get garlic bread and I heard "I'm gonna jump." And I said "But why?" The cake said, "I'm gonna jump if no one buys me. I cannot bear to be thrown away, uneaten, unloved." I said, "No, don't jump! It's not worth it. I shall buy you. Come, cake, and I shall eat you." So I did.
Mom: So you're the cupcake whisperer.
Me: Yes.
Mom: Do you really think I'm going to buy this?
Me: Yes, because you CARE.
Mom: *sighs* Fine.
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