You know why Martin is the captain? He's not paid or anything. He likes it. He gets off on it. The more flights there are, the more he gets off. And you know what? One day just being the captain won't be enough. One day, we'll board Gertie and fly around endlessly and Martin Crieff will be the one who put us there.
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky pictures and post them at the beginning of each chapter so that people would freak out.
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bullies another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Pass it on.
Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of. Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about. Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you. Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage. Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal. Luna Lovegood- Something
about you other people find weird. Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower. Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance. Fred and George Weasley- The last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you. Voldemort- If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be… Moaning Myrtle- The last thing to make you cry. Sirius Black- Have you ever taken the blame for something you didn’t do? Dobby- What is your most loved article of clothing? Peeves the Poltergeist- What is the best/funniest insult you’ve used/heard? Sybill Trelawney- When was the last time you experienced Deja Vu? Filius Flitwick- What is your favorite spell from the Harry Potter series? Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for? Arthur Weasley- What piece of “Muggle” technology fascinates you most? Mundungus Fletcher- Have you ever stolen anything? Viktor Krum- If you were a Quidditch player, what position would you play? Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself? Hedwig- What was your all-time favorite pet, or, if you’ve never had one, your all-time favorite birthday gift. Albus Dumbledore- What is your proudest accomplishment? (Dumbledore’s is, of course, being featured on a Famous Wizards Chocolate Frog Card)
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined. Lets get on the ball and spread the word.