Daddy’s had enough now … GIVE HIM BACK! … no, but seriously … there needs to be an eagle patch on his shoulder and a trucker cap on his head - if you do it, do it right!
I understood my country needed me?
I SALUTE YOU! - tears from laughter …. perfection! …but now … GIVE HIM BACK!
no he’s ours
/casually adding in an eagle
I Don't Know What You Were Expecting.
*Bing bong* This is First Passenger Laura saying HI THERE. I'm a Slytherin who enjoys deducing, time traveling, riding around in Impalas, and expecto patronuming. Also if you're reading this, you're brilliant and I love you.