I’m now Ender Wiggins. We’re all gonna die.
I’M A JAEGER PILOT
God of Thunder
I…. am a princess?
I’m a… what even is Dorian Gray’s job?
I am the Mockinjay?
I’m a ADVENTURER AND FUTURE KING OF STORMHELD. SWEET.
I am also the mockingjay.
ex-convict? revolutionary? inspector? factory worker?
i’m tony stark, bitches
I’m… a gay English teacher. Pretty sure everyone saw that coming actually.
Conman. Not surprised.
Nobody hurts my friends, man. I’ll destroy ‘em.
man all i want is to cuddle with you and bake you cookies and make your favorite food and sit on the couch all cuddled up with you and watch your favorite movie with you and then go to bed with you and maybe listen to your favorite album with you and jump around with you and then when we get tired of doing that we could fall asleep on the floor with pillows everywhere and put my face on your chest and just make you feel loved every day of your life
a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about
Best scene ever
*is constantly unsure if people like me or not*
[rips your door off of the hinges] did someone say discuss headcanons and theories
nice people are rare we must protect them at all costs
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering